Popular Scams & Social Media Smarts
Because the only thing more dangerous than your Wi-Fi is that DM your aunt forwarded at 6:43 AM.
Welcome back, friend. Today we’re taking a little stroll through the sketchy alleyway known as “the modern internet,” where every pop-up wants your money, every text pretends to be your bank, and half of Facebook is just cousins sharing scam videos with captions like “OMG is this you??”
If you’ve ever clicked something and immediately felt your soul exit your body, you’re in the right place. Let’s get you scam-proofed.
The Top Scams You’re Most Likely to Fall For This Week
Here are the five greatest hits currently roaming the inboxes and DMs of innocent humans everywhere:
1. The “Your Package Is Delayed” Text
The one that arrives even when you didn’t order anything. Amazon is not texting you personally. Jeff Bezos is not checking in on your deliveries.
2. The “Your Account Is Locked” Email
This one always looks convincing — because the scammers stole the logo from Google Images. Real companies don’t email you from “security-check247@weirdmail.ru.”
3. The Fake Celebrity Giveaway
Breaking news: The Rock is not sending strangers PlayStations on Instagram. Taylor Swift is not giving away $500 gift cards “to celebrate life.”
4. The “You’ve Been Hacked” Pop-Up
If the pop-up screams in all caps and tells you to “CALL MICROSOFT SUPPORT AT THIS TOTALLY REAL 1-800 NUMBER,” close the window and go about your day.
5. The Social Media Imposter
Your friend’s account gets hacked. The hacker messages you. Suddenly your friend is speaking in lowercase, asking if you “heard the good news about the relief fund.” Your real friend does not talk like a supernatural robot.
Social Media Smarts Everyone Should Know
A few simple rules that will save you from 92% of digital nonsense:
• If a message feels urgent, it’s lying.
• If it asks for money, it’s lying harder.
• If it looks like your friend but sounds like a bot, it’s absolutely lying.
• When in doubt, screenshot and ask. Or Zoom-call them. If they’re a hacker, they won’t turn the camera on.
The 10-Second “Is This a Scam?” Checklist
Run through these lightning-round questions:
• Do I know the sender?
• Does this make sense for my life right now?
• Why is this suddenly urgent?
• Are they asking for money, login credentials, or “just one quick verification code”?
• Does the grammar sound like someone who graduated middle school?
If any answer feels wrong, don’t click. Scams thrive on panic, shortcuts, and tired brains.
Wrap-Up
You don’t need to be paranoid — you just need to be mildly suspicious, like a cat staring at a Roomba.
If you want the deep-dive version with real examples, step-by-step “what to do if you already clicked,” and the safety settings you absolutely should turn on today, subscribe to the “Extended Version”.
Stay safe out there. The internet streets are wild.
JJ – The Chief Rebooter.